Nerd Humor

Guy walks into an electronics store to return a Macintosh computer he just bought. He said it's crap because it's too slow, and he boasted how Microsoft Windows is a far superior operating system.

He was trying to play Doom 3 on the Mac using Virtual PC.

Get it? Trying to play a first person shooter on a PC emulator? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

OK, maybe I shouldn't quit my day job.

Oh, but wait. Too late! . . .

I went online in search of sample letters of resignation. I found what I was looking for, but I came across this site that actually sells software that helps you write resignation letters. It claims to have "powerful" sample letters, and ironically the ad says, "Our software provides you the choices you need to get the job done."

Ummmmmm, is that supposed to be a pun?

Give me a break! :/

Soon someone is bound to make software that does your laundry.

Did I just make another joke? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, I just kill myself sometimes.

Movie Pic of the Month

SURPRISE, Surprise, Surprise!

Blue Thunder, an oldie, but goodie. It's got almost everything you'd want in a movie: great action, casting, performances, sex, car chases, and a government conspiracy. Before Top Gun and before CG effects were so ubiquitous in movies, Blue Thunder had some of the best real-life aerial combat shot on film.