Random Play

I must be an object of such sexual desire. Sometimes I catch people looking at my butt. Unfortunately, that includes males. As long as I don't end up in prison, I should be all right.

The Director of my local Chamber of Commerce asked me to model for this fashion show they're sponsoring with a local menswear store. It's not everyday I get to dress up and work with a fashion designer. Now, I feel inspired to become a model and a dancer at Chippendales.

But, no. There's a grave matter I need to address first: I'm becoming an eBay addict, an eBay-aholic, if you will. It all started innocently with a search for a Betamax VCR. Next thing I know, I'm bidding on Out-of-Print CD's and accessories for my Atari 5200. I need to seek help, or I may end up filing for Chapter 7.

But there other people who need help more than I do, so I donated money to the American Red Cross for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. What did I just do!?! Oh, the irony!

Special props to all the celebrities, major and minor, who donated their money and supported those poor folks down there. Dr. Phil, I got your back!

So what else am I doing? Oh, yeah. I'm going to Florida next month to get THX Home Theater Certification.

Movie Pic of the Month

"Every age is the same. It's only love that makes any of them bearable."
-H.G. Wells, Time After Time

Sarah Lane and Kevin Rose--before they broke up. I know, I know. The picture is not from the movie. But the quote is so fitting, no?